Today I thought it would be a good idea to bake. I was inviting a friend over and wanted to show off my cooking prowess. I decided I was in the mood for something sweet and hearty. Maybe a pie or some kind of bread. Pumpkin bread perhaps. Yeah Pumpkin bread sounded good.
Unfortunately I did not have a pumpkin, so I began sifting through the cabinets to find items that I could use as a substitute. There appeared to be some kind of toxic goop covering the yeast and other goodies. It was sticky. No explanation was provided nor discovered after an intensive investigation of what it was. But I decided that it would contribute to an exotic flavor.
My good intentions to create a banana nut bread that would turn down the path of horror.
There was no 2nd date after that.
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